Effects of other types of Kryptonite on Superman

Khaki makes him buy mochacino lattes

Orange makes him unable to write rhyming poetry

Yellow makes him have to pee

Aquamarine gives him a case of the radioactive shits, while teal just gives him the regular shits

White makes him dance like a spaz

Black with purple spots gets him removed from friends lists

Dark gray makes him belch and scratch his balls unconsciously every so often

Magenta gives him a huge frickin’ boner

Off-white or darker makes him immediately play the race card

Chartreuse makes the little blue and red dots he’s printed with blow up to visible size

Salt and pepper makes him buy a Corvette and date someone half his age

Off-white gets “Copacabana” stuck in his head

Dark Blue Kryptonite on Black Kryptonite makes him start a Geocities page

Pink with a red center gives him boobs