How furries could improve their image

Raise consciousness with a series of trashy fursploitation movies

The Hundred Horse March on D.C.: No. Bad idea

Insist on being called "Muppet-Americans"

Get an affable spokesperson. Wolf Blitzer, maybe

Wipe off your copy of Balto before returning it to the rental store

Learn to freaking spell when writing furry fic

And use the red eye filter, OK?

Change name from "Nyghtwullf" back to "Gary"

Give Ensign Lisa Apso a few faults and a believable backstory

Go back in time and keep us from stumbling across pornographic drawings of MacGruff the Crime Dog

Tip your dry cleaner. Heavily.

Quit referring to Garfield comics as "NSFW"

Eat raw eggs for a glossier coat