Runners-up from the Cliché Development Labs

Living in Boise, Idaho is the best revenge

Laughter is the best surgery

Don’t count your chickens, they hate that

A stitch in time saves time from falling apart

You can lead a horse to water but he won’t appreciate Tasering him in the nutsack

The more things change, the more they become different

The only thing we have to fear is that really big scary monster over there YIIEEEE

The grass is always greener when you let a cow shit all over your lawn for a month

Live free or eh, what the hell, as long as taxes are low

You never step in the same river twice; not on my watch

Slow and steady won’t get her off before The Simpsons start

The meek shall inherit shit unless they get a good probate lawyer

You can catch more flies with honey than you would ever want to

The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not turn my back on him

To err is human, to forgive, divine, but holy shit, if you fuck this up one more fucking time I’m gonna rip the eyes out of your fucking head and piss into your dead skull

In the land of the blind, don’t sit on the toilet seats